Man lewd act in library while holding a cucumber, Company labels cloth sizes as 'fat', 'skinny' and 'jumbo' and Man dates great grandmother.

Top 5 Weird, Funny and sizzling news of this week

 

 

How a Prisoner Gets Roadside Marijuana Delivery:

A Florida inmate is facing additional charges after authorities say he received a marijuana delivery while working on a roadside work crew. Parell Seay, 22, was



working with other prisoners just north of Fort Pierce Tuesday when someone drove by and tossed him a small bag of marijuana, the St. Lucie Sheriff's Office said. Authorities say the driver of a black Dodge Charger drove by and tossed the packet, containing one gram of marijuana, which was picked up by Seay

As officers approached Seay, he tried to toss the bag, but it hit a deputy, authorities said. It later tested positive for marijuana. Seay, from Tampa, had been assigned to a Florida Department of Corrections work camp from Martin County. Seay claimed he didn't know who tossed the drugs but admitted he was going to bring it back to the Martin County facility where he is being held, the sheriff's office said.

Clothing company labels sizes as 'fat', 'skinny' and 'jumbo'

TOKYO, June 4 (UPI) --Most clothing companies offer sizes in small, medium, large and extra large, but Japanese brand Fatyo has decided to take a less conventional approach by offering four sizes: "Twitch, Skinny, Fat and Jumbo." The website notes that Japan often uses alternative sizing labels and their brand is supposed to make fat "cool." While many people don't take kindly to being called fat, the term twitch is also used as a derogatory term referring to women who are often attractive but promiscuous and vindictive.

Woman upset about ice cream sprinkles, calls police

A British woman upset about how sprinkles were put on her ice cream called the 999 emergency line for help, police say. "He put bits on one side and not the other, so I've said to him, 'Can you do it properly please?' and he's said, 'No no' ... and I said, 'Fine, can I have my money back? You can keep the ice cream,' and he's refusing to give me my money back." The operator tells the woman it's not a police matter and suggest other organizations to contact. West Midlands Police Chief Supt. Jim Andronov reminded people 999 - similar to 911 - is for emergencies only. "Each call often takes minutes to deal with as staff have to clarify the situation - it might not sound like much but, if someone is trying to get through to report a genuine life or death emergency, then a minute is a very long time to wait," he said.

 

Man lewd act in library while holding a cucumber

TORONTO — Toronto Police have charged a man with committing an "indecent act" involving a cucumber at library. Officers received a call around 11 a.m. Saturday for a suspicious incident at Agincourt Library in the city’s Scarborough area. They found a man holding a cucumber in one hand, while allegedly performing the same lewd act that library staff recognized from an incident in April. "On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits next to him and he opens up his laptop," Const. David Hopkinson said Wednesday. The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged.

 

Man dates great grandmother three times his age

A casual dater is taking cougar hunting to the extreme – by going out with a great grandmother three times his age. Kyle Jones, 31, says he’s attracted to wrinkles and likes the ‘natural hang’ of sagging breasts. The call-centre worker from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, dates numerous pensioners at a time and even takes them home to meet his 50-year-old mother. For the last five years he has been in a casual relationship with 91-year-old Marjorie McCool. And despite the 60-year age gap, the pair have an active sex life and can’t keep their hands off each other. Kyle said: ‘Everyone’s brain is wired differently, some guys prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like other guys – I like old ladies.’
The prowler hunts for his cougar prey online. He continued: ‘Often, the things women are so self-conscious about is what I’m into. I like the neck lines and wrinkles. ‘Women worry about their boobs sagging but I think the natural hang looks great. I’m really not a fan of plastic surgery. ‘I don’t like to say gray, I’m a fan of platinum hair. I prefer it natural.